Family Guy, Season 7

[the New Brian is sitting on the couch with a slice of pie; Stewie comes up and sits down next to him]

Stewie:
Hey, New Brian. Oh, I see you're having pie. You know, pie isn't pie without Cool Hwhip.

[Stewie doesn't get a reaction from the New Brian]

Stewie:
Everything's better with Cool Hwhip.

[Still no reaction.]

Stewie:
Did you hear what I said?

New Brian:
Yeah, what about it?

Stewie:
It doesn't bother you the way I pronounce it? "Cool Hwhip?"

New Brian:
No, why would it?

Stewie:
Cool Hwhip. I'm emphasizing the H.

New Brian:
Sounds right to me.

Stewie:
Nothing ever bothers you, does it?

New Brian:
No, not really. I like everything.

Stewie:
God, he's a bigger buzz kill than Buzz Killington.

[the camera widens to reveal Buzz Killington sitting on a recliner next to Stewie and the New Brian]

Killington:
Stewie, do you know why W. S. Gilbert was frequently drunk on his transatlantic crossings?

Stewie:
No...

Killington:
Because he was quartered on the port-side! [chuckles] Now that I've got you, let's both revisit the birth of the D'Oyly Carte Opera Company...

[Stewie groans]