Family Guy, Season 7

Peter:
Hey, whatever happened to your son, Kevin?

Joe:
He died in Iraq.

Peter:
[unemotionally] Sad.

Stewie:
[Playing some Barbie dolls] "I won't let you walk out of here without that dress. " "I don't know. Will I ever wear it?" "Yes, you will. "You've got that thing for the opening of the library next week. "It's perfect for that. " "Hey, everybody. " "Oh! Look. It's black Barbie." "Why are you all alone?" "Oh, they discontinued my boyfriend." "Mom says I'm the one whose hair it's okay to cut." [Susie brags a Barbie doll and walks away] Hey! I was playing with that! Hey, come back here! Alright, you asked for it... [He walks offscreen and suddenly, Susie beats him down]

Peter:
Holy crap!

Stewie:
Alright. Let's try that one again... [Susie beats up him with a Barbie doll while he cries]

Lois:
Oh my god, Stewie! [She runs off]