Family Guy, Season 7

Peter:
You know somethin', Brian? I bet you'll make the late-night monologues.

[cut to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon]

Fallon:
I mean, it's a little weird, isn't it? This new Lauren Conrad relationship? When asked about their sex life, Brian was quoted as saying: "Oh, yeah. We just do it my style".

[laughter; cut to The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson]

Ferguson:
Have you seen the news about Lauren Conrad and Brian Griffin? You know, a lot of these young Hollywood girls carry their little dogs around in their purses. But Lauren carries one... in her pants.

[laughter; cut to The Tonight Show with Jay Leno]

Leno:
Yeah, so Lauren Conrad and Brian Griffin are now a couple. She gave that dog a bone, and... he gave it right back!

[laughter]