Family Guy, Season 8

Monkey:
Now, I know this looks bad, me living in your son's closet and all, but it's a very complex situation. You see, basically, I got home from work one day, and found my wife cheating on me with another monkey.

Lois:
Oh, that's terrible.

Monkey:
I fell into a deep depression after the divorce which ended up costing me my job. All my money was gone, which means I lost the house. So I moved into Chris' closet just until I got back on my feet again. Wound up living in there for 9 years.

Peter:
Oh, my God! You've missed so much! Like when America was attacked by mentally challenged suicide bombers.

[cut to the bottom of a skyscraper; a suicide bomber on a bicycle rides toward the building]

Bomber:
Allahu Akbar! [crashes]