Family Guy, Season 8

Peter:
Carter, I am gonna throw you the best bachelor party ever!

Carter:
Why would you do that?

Peter:
'Cause I'm your pal and I want to help. Like Cheeseburger Helper.

[cut to Peter in the kitchen and Hamburger Helper walks in]

Hamburger Helper:
Hey there, Peter. How would you like to take a half a pound of hamburger and make a delicious meal for the whole family?

Peter:
Sure!

Hamburger Helper:
Okay, then let's...

[the camera zooms out revealing Cheeseburger Helper]

Cheeseburger Helper:
Hold on there, Peter! I've got something even better!

Peter:
Oh, really?

Cheeseburger Helper:
You bet. How would you like to take a half a pound of hamburger and make a delicious meal for the whole family...with cheese?

Peter:
What? Wha...I-I don't...I-I could just take cheese and put it on the thing he's doing.

Cheeseburger Helper:
[shouting angrily] No! It won't be the same!

Hamburger Helper:
[to Peter] Look, he's my brother. He didn't get enough oxygen at birth. He's never gonna be quite in step with the rest of us, and this is sort of my way of taking care of him.

Peter:
Well, that's nice of you, but it was so much simpler when it was just you and me doing our thing.

Hamburger Helper:
I know, but just let him have this one. Odds are he won't even come back with the actual food.

Peter:
Okay, Cheeseburger Helper, you're on.

Cheeseburger Helper:
[skipping merrily away] Yay! Cheese, cheese, cheese! Yay!

Peter:
[to Hamburger Helper] I'm so sorry for your burden. You're a good brother.