Family Guy, Season 8

Peter:
Morning, nice people who I still don't know your names and who mean nothing to me.

Lois:
Well, I certainly hope that doesn't apply to me, especially after last night.

Peter:
You got a point there, hot stuff. [smacks her rear end] And if sex with the rest you is half as good as it was with her, then I think we're all gonna get along just fine.

Chris:
Yay!

Lois:
Well, no, no, Peter. You can't have sex with the kids.

Meg:
Well, I wish you'd told him that before he lost his memory. [everyone else gasps] It was a joke! I was just making a joke!

Stewie:
That's your sense of humor?!

Meg:
I was just kidding! God!

Lois:
Meg, that's awful!

Chris:
Geez, open your mouth for a joke once and that's what you come up with?

Brian:
That's messed up, Meg.

Meg:
I was just trying to be funny.

Lois:
That wasn't funny, that was just dark.

Stewie:
Yeah, that's your father!

Chris:
[shoves Meg out of the kitchen] Oh, get out, Meg! Get out of the kitchen! Go on, get out! Out, out, out! Get out of the kitchen! Go on, and get out of here!

Peter:
Heh, heh, heh.