Family Guy, Season 8

Brian:
You've had energy bars this whole time? You idiot!

Stewie:
Not energy bars. Jenny Craig Anytime Bars. And you bitched yourself out a bite.

Brian:
All right, I'm sorry, all right? Can I have one, please?

Stewie:
All right.

Brian:
Can you give me a caramel one?

Stewie:
No. You can have, um, um, you can have, um - You can have strawberry yogurt.

Brian:
I don't like strawberry yogurt.

Stewie:
Picky for someone who eats the same food out of a bowl on the floor every night.

Brian:
Okay, I get it.

Stewie:
A bowl that starts in the kitchen and ends up in the living room.

Brian:
Shut up.

Stewie:
Forgets four seconds later that he ate it.

Brian:
Shut up!

Stewie:
Ooh, harsh tone. You just got bumped down to coconut mint.