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Family Guy, Season 9

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Dan:
Hey, who the hell are you?

Brian:
Uh... Hello.

Dan:
What are you doing in my house?

Stewie:
We're Santa Claus... es.

Dan:
Yeah, you're Santa Claus, that's why you broke in through the window, I'm calling the cops!

Brian:
No, no no no, I-I can explain. We came down the chimney, but we forgot the presents. It's actually-, it's kind of a funny story. [Stewie beats Dan with a baseball bat knocking him unconscious] What the hell did you do?!

Stewie:
He was gonna call the cops, man. You can't call the cops on Santa.

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