Father Ted, Series 1

(Father Dougal, walks in to the living room. He has shaving cream all over his face)

Father Ted:
Er.. Dougal? There's some shaving cream just there (points to his own face)

(Dougal looks carefully at Ted's face)

Father Dougal:
No there's not Ted. No. You're grand.

Father Ted:
No. On You.

Father Dougal:
Where exactly Ted?

Father Ted:
Dougal it's all over the place.

(Dougal walks over to a mirror)

Father Dougal:
How on earth did all that get there? I didn't even shave this morning! (Towels face)