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Father Ted, Series 1

Father Ted is a situation comedy produced by Hat Trick Productions for the UK's Channel 4 and written by Arthur Mathews and Graham Linehan. It aired over three series from 21 April 1995 until 1 May 1998. more »

(Father Jack Hackett is dreaming of his past. It is a sepia toned memory of him working in a catholic girls school)

(In the memory, Jack is accompanied by a nun, and is standing in front of a blackboard with "Natural Procreation" written on it)

Nun:
Girls (claps hands) Pay attention, we've got a special treat today.

(Father Jack is looking quite lecherous)

Nun:
Father Hackett has very kindly volunteered to take you all for volleyball practice.

(The schoolgirls roll their eyes. They know what Jack's like)

Nun:
And he's just reminded me that it's very warm today, so there'll be no need for your tracksuit tops.

(Father Jack tries not to grin)

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