Father Ted, Series 1

(Father Stone, Ted and Jack are in the living room. Nobody is talking)

Father Ted:
Are you sure you won't have any tea Paul?

Father Stone:
No, I'm fine.

(long pause)

Father Ted:
Right. Would you like me to turn on the television?

Father Stone:
No thanks. I'm fine.

Father Ted:
Right

(another long pause)

Father Ted:
Have you seen Father Shortall at all recently?

Father Stone:
No.

Father Ted:
I was thinking what would he be? Would he be eighty now?

Father Stone:
I suppose so.