Father Ted, Series 1

(In the dressing room after the show, Dick Byrne is there to pay Ted the lost bet)

Father Dick Byrne:
(Dressed in blackface and drag as Diana Ross) Five pounds Ted. (hands Ted money)

Father Ted:
(Smiles) Hard luck Dick.

Father Cyril McDuff:
(Dressed in blackface and drag as one of The Supremes) Did we not win Dick?

Father Ted:
(Mocking) "No we didn't win Cyril!". This year the trophy goes to Craggy Island!

(Dougal makes faces at Cyril)

Father Ted:
Never mind. I give you every chance of winning next year.

Father Dick Byrne:
Do you really Ted?

Father Ted:
NOOOOO!

Father Dick Byrne:
Come on Cyril, let's go home.

Father Jim Johnson:
(enters the room drunk and muttering) Where's the fecking whiskey?

Father Dick Byrne:
Plenty of whiskey at home father!

(Dick and Cyril lead Father Jim out the door and exit)

Father Dougal:
That Cyril McDuff's an awful eejit isn't he Ted?