Father Ted, Series 1
(In the dressing room after the show, Dick Byrne is there to pay Ted the lost bet)
Father Dick Byrne:
(Dressed in blackface and drag as Diana Ross) Five pounds Ted. (hands Ted money)
Father Ted:
(Smiles) Hard luck Dick.
Father Cyril McDuff:
(Dressed in blackface and drag as one of The Supremes) Did we not win Dick?
Father Ted:
(Mocking) "No we didn't win Cyril!". This year the trophy goes to Craggy Island!
(Dougal makes faces at Cyril)
Father Ted:
Never mind. I give you every chance of winning next year.
Father Dick Byrne:
Do you really Ted?
Father Ted:
NOOOOO!
Father Dick Byrne:
Come on Cyril, let's go home.
Father Jim Johnson:
(enters the room drunk and muttering) Where's the fecking whiskey?
Father Dick Byrne:
Plenty of whiskey at home father!
(Dick and Cyril lead Father Jim out the door and exit)
Father Dougal:
That Cyril McDuff's an awful eejit isn't he Ted?
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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