Father Ted, Series 2

(Father Dougal and Father Damien Lennon have finished playing football and are standing in front of Damien's parochial house)

Father Damien:
(smoking) Here, you want one? (offers cigarette to Dougal)

Father Dougal:
Ah no thanks Father Lennon.

(Father Damien puts cigarettes back into his pocket)

Father Dougal:
What time's your tea ready?

Father Damien:
Frosty usually has it about six.

Father Dougal:
Who?

Father Damien:
(annoyed). Frosty! Father Frost!

Father Dougal:
(incredibly impressed by Damien's attitude) Oh wow! "Frosty"! Brilliant!

(Father Damien flicks cigarette from his hand out of the frame)

Father Damien:
What do you call your fella?

Father Dougal:
Who, Ted? Just Ted.

(Father Damien looks very unimpressed)

Father Dougal:
But it's the way I say it, you know?

Father Damien:
He's an awful eejit isn't he?

Father Dougal:
(pauses) Yeah.

(In the background, Father Frost walks out of the parochial house)

Father Damien:
Which one do you prefer, Oasis or Blur?

Father Dougal:
Blur.

Father Damien:
(shocked) What???

Father Dougal:
Oasis! I mean Oasis!

Father Frost:
(in the background) Father Damien, your tea is ready!

Father Damien:
(yelling) I'LL BE IN INNA MINUTE!