Father Ted, Series 2

(The Matty Hyslop group have sent a nun around to help them keep their Lenten vows)

Father Ted:
Hello there. (Ted realises who it is) Ah! Sister Assumpta!

Sister Assumpta:
(shakes Ted's hand) Hello Father!

Father Ted:
Dougal! Do you remember Sister Assumpta?

(pause)

Father Dougal:
Ah no.

Father Ted:
She was here last year. And then we stayed with her in the convent back in Kildare. Do you remember it?

(Dougal shakes his head. No)

Father Ted:
Ah you do! And then you were hit by the car when you went down to the shops for the paper.

(Dougal shakes his head)

Father Ted:
You must remember all that! And then you won a hundred pounds with your lottery card? Ah you must remember it Dougal!

(Assumpta and Ted look eagerly at Dougal, who continues to be confused and not remember)

Sister Assumpta:
And when you were accidentally arrested for shoplifting? I remember we had to go down to the police station to get you!

(pause)

Sister Assumpta:
And the police station went on fire? And you had to be rescued by helicopter?

(Dougal shakes his head)

Father Ted:
Do you remember? You can't remember any of that?

(Dougal shakes his head)

Father Ted:
The helicopter! When you fell out of the helicopter! Over the zoo! Do you remember the tigers? You don't remember?

(Dougal shakes his head)

Father Ted:
You were wearing your blue jumper.

Father Dougal:
(suddenly remembers) Ahhhh! Sister Assumpta! (shakes her hand)