Father Ted, Series 2

Father Ted:
Who's got the most boring voice?

Billy:
What?

Father Ted:
Of the lot of us, who's got the most boring voice?

Fitzgerald:
(extremely dull voice) That'd be me, Ted...

Father Ted:
Right, now, listen to me--

Fitzgerald:
I have an awful, dreary monotonous voice, God help me...

Father Ted:
Yes, yes, now listen--

Reilly:
(loud stage voice) Ted! Were you asking for a dramatic, exciting voice?

Fitzgerald:
No. He said boring. He wanted a boring voice.

Reilly:
In that case, you must excuse me for my impetuous interruption!

Father Ted:
Listen! This is what we're going to do...

Dougal:
(to Father Terry) What's going on?

Terry:
I think Ted has a plan.

Dougal:
No, I mean in general.

Terry:
Well, he's going to get us out of the lingerie section.

Fitzgerald:
(speaking into intercom, boring voice) Ladies and gentlemen, could you please bring your purchases to the checkout as the store is about to close. Hurry up. Come on, hurry up, will ye...

(customers begin to walk towards the gathered priests)

Father Ted:
(grabbing the microphone) Not that way, for feck's sake, the other way! Move!