Father Ted, Series 3

(Hud and Giant are having a practiced conversation in front of Chris the sheep, knowing that the animal is listening to them)

Hud:
Have you heard of this creature going around terrorizing animals on the island?

Giant:
No! Tell me more.

Hud:
They say it's as big as a jaguar.

Giant:
The car?

Hud:
No, the big cat thing. And its face is nothing but big white teeth as sharp as knives.

Giant:
Has it killed yet?

Hud:
No, but it's only a matter of time.

Giant:
Hope it doesn't attack me and my sheep.

Hud:
Not even a man's sheep is safe.

Giant:
Oh dear.

(The camera moves to a close up of Chris the Sheep's face)

Hud:
Oooohhhh... (ie worrying sound)

Giant:
Oooohhhh...

Hud:
Oooohhhh...

(Worrying sounds from Hud and Giant continue)