Flight of the Conchords, Series 1

Mel:
Oh my God. Jemaine, are you okay?

Jemaine:
Yeah.

Mel:
You're out? Did the cops try to strip search you?

Jemaine:
No.

Mel:
Did they find anything?

Jemaine:
No, they didn't strip search me.

Mel:
Oh, I--I thought you said they did.

Jemaine:
No.

Mel:
Oh, well, did any of your cellmates, you know, rape you in the a--

Jemaine:
No. No no no.

Mel:
Oh good, good. Cause if—if I was a convict, you know, and I was in a cell with a pretty boy like you, I would definitely wait till lights out, put my hand over your mouth—

Jemaine:
I've gotta—I've gotta go.