Flight of the Conchords, Series 1

[in the middle of the Second Annual Flight of the Conchords Fan Club meeting]

Murray:
Alright, Item 3. Now if one of the band members was to have a girlfriend, would you find that... A: Very Positive; B: Positive...

Mel:
Why do... why do you ask?

Murray:
No reason.

Mel:
Has Bret got a girlfriend?

Murray:
Yes. He's seeing a girl from work. Coco.

Mel:
[snaps the tip of her pencil, twitches nervously, then recovers] Oh... heh. Wow. Well that's great that Bret has a girlfriend. That's really great.

Murray:
You don't think that Bret's any less available now that he's...

Mel:
Oh no... heh. Is she pretty?

Murray:
You're still interested in the band then? Even though...

Mel:
Yes, it's nice for Bret to have a girlfriend.

Murray:
Good.

Mel:
Yes.

Murray:
Alright. You're sure?

Mel:
Yes! [chuckles] Is she stupid?

Murray:
You've still got Jemaine anyway. And he's always available, isn't he? He's not gonna... not gonna get a girlfriend any time soon, so...

Mel:
Just ummm...

Murray:
Try your chances with him, can't you?

Mel:
Mmmhmm. Does... does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? A bit?

Murray:
A little bit. 'Round the eyes.

Mel:
Oh yeah? Big eyes, huh?

Murray:
Well she's... she's got eyes.