Flight of the Conchords, Series 1

Jemaine:
[as David Bowie] So, you showed your penis to the man from the greeting card company.

Bret:
That was your idea.

Jemaine Bowie:
I didn't mean something like that, I only meant something like... I don't know, wear make-up, or—

Bret:
Yeah, I was wearing make-up... I had lightning bolts on my wanger.

Jemaine Bowie:
I meant on your face, Bret... On your face.