Flight of the Conchords, Series 1

Bret:
Can I please have a look at the lyrics? [Looks at notepad] This is another one of your weird songs, man.

Jemaine:
In what way?

Bret:
What's that about 'Sometimes I put a wig on you when we're on tour'?

Jemaine:
Put a wig on you? No. It didn't say anything like that.

Bret:
That's definitely a bit gay.

Jemaine:
What is?

Bret:
Putting a wig on me while I'm asleep.

Jemaine:
I think, sometimes you hear what you wanna hear. It wouldn't be gay to put a wig on a man and pretend they're a woman. How could that be gay if you're pretending they're a woman? Not that I did it.