Flight of the Conchords, Series 1

Flight of the Conchords (17 June 2007 – 22 March 2009) follows the lives of two New Zealanders, living in New York, who are trying to break into the American music industry with their comedy singles. more »

Jemaine:
It doesn't matter what country someone's from, or what they look like, or the color of their skin. It doesn't matter what they smell like, or that they spell words slightly differently...some would say, more correctly.

Sinjay:
Yeah...

Jemaine:
Let me finish. I'm a person. Bret's a person. You're a person. That person over there is a person. And each person deserves to be treated like a person.

Sinjay:
That's a great speech. Too bad New Zealanders are a bunch of cocky a-holes descended from criminals and retarded monkeys.

Jemaine:
No you're thinking of Australians.

Bret:
Yea that's Australians.

Sinjay:
No, no, no, New Zealanders. You throw another shrimp on the barbie and ride around on your kangaroos all day.

Bret:
No, no, no, that's Australians.

Jemaine:
You're thinking of Australians. That's not us.

Sinjay:
[Aghast] I've totally confused you with Australians? I - I feel terrible. Your accents sound similar.

Jemaine:
No, no, our accents are completely different, they're like [high-pitched] "where's the car" and we're like [normal voice] "Where's the car."

Sinjay:
You know what? Here, have some of my fruit, please, I feel terrible. [to Bret] You want that Red Delicious still?

Bret:
Oh, I would love that Red Delicious, yeah.

Sinjay:
[to Jemaine] You still want that banana?

Jemaine:
Thank you, I would love that banana.

Sinjay:
[handing him a red apple] This Red Delicious is on me.

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