Flight of the Conchords, Series 2

Bret:
It's ringing.

Jemaine:
Oh, no, not me. I'm a pushover.

Bret:
No.

Jemaine:
I'll just agree to everything.

Bret:
You're good. It's ringing.

[[Jemaine shoots Bret a dirty look and answers the phone]

Jemaine:
Hello? Yes, I'm calling on behalf of my band... Uh, there's two of us... Non-smoking... Cool, yeah... Um... Yeah, 8:30's fine... [to Bret] Herbert... 8:30... [to the phone] Thank you, yes, I'm looking forward to it. Thank you.

Bret:
Sweet.

Jemaine:
No, I just made a reservation for two at 8:30. You should call, I think.

[[Bret dials the phone]

Bret:
[to Jemaine] No-one can understand me. [to the person over the phone] Hi, I'm wondering if you have any gigs available?... Wondering if you have any gigs available?... Gigs. Gigs. For a band?... Yeah... A band. We're a band. A band?... Yeah. Uh... A- a bowl of tuna salad?... Great, okay, um... it's Bret. B... [He pronounces "r" as "ah"] R... R... R... R!... R!!!...

Jemaine:
[quietly] There's too many "r" s...

Bret:
R- Ah-rr... E-T. Yes... That's... OK, that's good.

Jemaine:
[quietly] And Jemaine...

Bret:
Yes, Jemaine is the other guy. Jemaine. Jemaine. Ah, don't- don't worry, just- just use my name... You'll meet him tonight.