Flight of the Conchords, Series 2

[Murray has told the band that their lack of a guitar has given them bad reviews]

Bret:
Can we use the emergency band funds to get my guitar back?

Murray:
Well that's... Actually tied up in an investment at the moment.

Jemaine:
What's this investment?

Murray:
It's a friend of mine from Nigeria, Nigel Soladu.

Jemaine:
When did you go to Nigeria?

Murray:
Well, I didn't go. That's the best bit, Jemaine. He just randomly sent me an internet letter, offering me a business opportunity. And I went with it. In a few days time, he'll return the money I invested, plus 1000% interest [Bret and Jemaine shake their heads in disbelief] and a share in his family fortunes.

Jemaine:
It's a scam.

Murray:
[Outraged] It is not a scam! Why would someone want to scam me, Jemaine!? And on the internet service, one of the trusted... things of today's society!