Flight of the Conchords, Series 2

Bret:
[Phone rings] Hello. Bret speaking.

Jemaine:
Bret, it's Jemaine speaking.

Bret:
Oh, hey, man. Where are you? Did you run away?

Jemaine:
No, I went home with a girl.

Bret:
What?

Jemaine:
Bret... I think she might be Australian.

Bret:
Are you sure she's Australian?

Jemaine:
Either she's Australian, or sh-she really likes Australia.

Bret:
Ugh! You gotta get outta there! Just get outta there!

Jemaine:
I-I'm locked in, she's trapped me.

Bret:
I'm not surprised... Okay, erm... Keep calm, jump out of the window.

Jemaine:
Good idea... Oh, it's too high!

Bret:
Okay, well do one of those dive rolls... When you land.

Jemaine:
Okay, I'll try.

Aussie girl:
[strong Aussie accent] G'day.

Jemaine:
Oh... Hey...

Aussie girl:
Jesus... Got a tongue like a badger's arsehole. What'cha doing there, big J?

Jemaine:
Just talking to a friend of mine.

Bret:
[over the phone] Don't talk to her! She's definitely Australian...

Jemaine:
I'm not sure I got your name.

Aussie girl:
It's Keitha.

Jemaine:
... Pardon?

Keitha:
Keitha.

Jemaine:
[confused] Keitha?

Keitha:
Yeah, it's like Keith. But with an 'a' at the end. I was named after mi'dad.

Jemaine:
Umm...

Bret:
She's got a man's name!

Jemaine:
Keitha, that's a lovely name...

Keitha:
So, how about we go back to bed?

Bret:
Definitely don't do that!

Jemaine:
Uhm... [Exhales deeply] ...No, I can't.

Keitha:
[Disappointed] Oh.

Jemaine:
Would you be able to... unlock the door?