Full House, Season 4

[we find Jesse still stuck in the tree]

Jesse:
Hey! Help! Help me! [sees a large truck of tomatoes] Hey, you with the tomato truck, stop! I'm up in the tree, up here!

[a red-haired man in overalls named Farmer Bob exits the truck]

Farmer Bob:
Hey, whatcha doin' up there, fella?

Jesse:
Oh, just enjoying the view. What do you think I'm doing? Can you help me down, please?

Farmer Bob:
Well, yeah. Sure. I'll tell you what, I'll go get Old Man Hudson's cherry picker.

Jesse:
Alright. Well, hurry up. I was supposed to be at my wedding ten minutes ago, thanks.

Farmer Bob:
Well, I imagine we'll have you down in two, three hours tops. Now don't you go anywhere.

Jesse:
What?! I can't wait that long! [he tries to shake himself loose. the parachute breaks] Mercy!

[lands in the back of the tomato truck]

Farmer Bob:
What are you doing? Those are my prized tomatoes you just squashed.

[Jesse spits out some seeds from the tomato]

Jesse:
Well, they're not tomatoes anymore, they're ketchup. I just cut out the middleman.

Farmer Bob:
Is that-is that some sort of tomato joke? You better watch your mouth, boy. This here's Tomato Country.

Jesse:
I have nothing but the highest regards for tomatoes and the men and women that do grow them. But I need a ride to San Fransisco right now.

Farmer Bob:
I don't give rides to tomato-squashers.

Jesse:
This is my life we're talking about, okay? Not some dumb vegetable.

Farmer Bob:
It's a fruit.

Jesse:
Fruit, vegetable... Look, the point is, I like you, Red, and-and I like tomatoes, a lot, believe me. And I like your red hair, and you know what? I like your truck. And I'm gonna borrow it, and I'll get it right back to you.

[gets in the truck and closes the door]

Farmer Bob:
Hey, get back here! Open that door! [Jesse starts the engine] Hey, hold it! [a police car drive up to the scene] Cousin Harold. [the officer gets out of the car] Cousin Harold, that boy just smashed every one of my tomatoes!

Officer Harold:
Smashed your tomatoes?

Farmer Bob:
Yeah, he's trespassing on my property, and now he's trying to steal my truck!

Officer Harold:
[walks to the truck with a megaphone] Get out of that truck! Put your hands up! Now!

[Jesse exits the truck]

Jesse:
Hi, guys. Listen, you guys are making a big mistake here. Look, I'm just... I'm late for my wedding. See, look a this, I've got my tux on and everything. See?

Officer Harold:
Well, here's a bracelet to go with it.

[slaps the cuffs on Jesse]

Jesse:
Wait a minute, guys. Guys, you're making a big mistake here.

Officer Harold:
No, you made the mistake.

Farmer Bob:
[megaphone] Do you know where you landed?

Jesse:
Tomato Country?