Game of Thrones, Season 1

Ned Stark:
Your Grace.

Robert Baratheon:
You got fat.

[Ned looks at him with a cocked eyebrow as if to say "Look who's talking", then they both burst out laughing and hug.]

Robert Baratheon:
Cat!

[Hugs and kisses Catelyn.]

Catelyn Stark:
Your Grace.

Robert Baratheon:
Nine years! Why have I not seen you? Where the hell have you been?

Ned Stark:
Guarding the North for you, Your Grace. Winterfell is yours.

[Queen Cersei steps out of the carriage after her children with a distasteful look on her face.]

Arya Stark:
Where's the Imp?

Sansa Stark:
Will you shut up?

Robert Baratheon:
[to Robb] And who have we here? You must be Robb. [to Sansa] My, you're a pretty one. And your name is?...

Arya Stark:
Arya.

Robert Baratheon:
[To Bran] Ohhh, show us your muscles. You'll be a soldier!

[Robert chuckles and moves back towards Ned. Behind him, Jaime Lanniser removes his helmet.]

Arya Stark:
That's Jaime Lannister, the Queen's twin brother.

Sansa Stark:
Would you please shut up!

[Cersei walks up to Ned and offers her hand; after a moment, Eddard kisses it.]

Ned Stark:
My Queen.

Catelyn Stark:
My Queen.

Robert Baratheon:
Take me to your crypt, I want to pay my respects.

Cersei Lannister:
We've been riding for a month, my love. Surely, the dead can wait.

Robert Baratheon:
Ned.

[Turns towards the crypts, followed hesitantly by Ned.]

Arya Stark:
Where's the Imp?

[Cersei overhears her and goes back over to Jaime.]

Cersei Lannister:
Where is our brother? Go and find the little beast!