Game of Thrones, Season 1

Tyrion Lannister:
Your loyalty to your captors is touching. Tell me, how do you think Balon Greyjoy would feel if he could see that his only surviving son has turned lackey? I still remember watching my father's fleet burning in Lannisport. I believe your uncles were responsible.

Theon Greyjoy:
Must've been a pretty sight.

Tyrion Lannister:
Nothing prettier than watching sailors burn alive. Yes, great victory for your people. Shame how it all turned out.

Theon Greyjoy:
We were outnumbered ten to one!

Tyrion Lannister:
A stupid rebellion, then. I suppose your father realized that when your brothers died in battle. And now, here you are Your enemy's squire.

Theon Greyjoy:
Careful, Imp!

Tyrion Lannister:
I've offended you? Forgive me, it's been a rough morning. Anyway, don't despair. I'm a constant disappointment to my own father, and I have learned to live with it. [Tosses Theon a gold coin] Your next tumble with Ros is on me. I'll try not to wear her out.