Gavin & Stacey, Series 1

Bryn:
The truth is, I don't want anyone in this room being raped, myself included.

Nessa:
Six quid for two slices of pizza. They takes the piss, these Cockneys.

Smithy (talking about Nessa):
This is a nightmare of epic proportions.

Gavin:
What's wrong with her?

Smithy:
A, how old is it? B, have you seen the tattoo? And three, look at the size of it!

[Stacey and Nessa return from the bathroom]

Gavin:
Been powdering your nose?

Nessa:
Oh thanks Stace, thanks a lot. Look, let's get one thing straight. I dont touch that shit no more, alright? I did and now I don't. So let that be an end to it!

[Nessa and Stacey leave]

Smithy:
And to top it all off, she's a drug addict.