George Lopez, Season 2

Angie [to Max]:
Hey honey, you hungry? I made some veggie burgers. I got one left!

Max:
No way. Vegetarians are left-wing nutjobs. They undermine the beef industry and put a lot of good, hard-working Americans out on their butts.

Angie:
...What?!

Max:
That's what my head ranger, Mr. Dugan, says.

George:
Man, what are they teaching you over there? You're supposed to be learning about knots and wood carving.

Max:
Wood carving? Ha! Try to get a piece of lumber nowadays, with all these liberal tree-huggers.

Benny:
You know what I hate? You can't smoke in restaurants, but a mother can pull out her chi-chi's to feed a baby.

Max [to George]:
Can I get a gun permit?

George:
Dude, you still got cartoons on your underwear. No.