George Lopez, Season 2

Angie:
Where's Carmen? I want to talk to her.

George:
I told her to stay in the living room until Marisol's gone.

Angie:
Listen, I'm sorry, this was all my fault.

George:
Nice try but you're not getting anything out of me.

Angie:
George, it's not a trick, it's my fault, you can agree with me.

George:
So we're never helping anyone out ever again?

Angie:
Never.

George:
If someone's on the side of the road and they're dying, what do we do?

Angie:
Drive on by.

George:
And if somebody leaves a baby on the doorstep?

Angie:
Wait until nightfall and let the coyotes get it!

George:
[laughs] That's my girl. Well in about 10 minutes, This will all be over once Marisol's out of the house.

Angie:
Hey, listen about that-

George:
[interrupts her] NOOOO.

Angie:
You don't even know what I was gonna say! I got an idea.