George Lopez, Season 2

[after Max and Ricky burned down the garage]

George:
[to Benny] What the hell were you thinking? How many times have I told you that this isn't putting out a cigarette?

Benny:
It wasn't me. I flick it to the neighbor's yard like decent people.

George:
[to Carmen] What the hell were you thinking?

Carmen:
Why are you accusing me?

George:
You snuck out of the house, you got a hicky, you smoked a cigarette, you are one hard lemonade away from arson.

Max:
I did it.

George:
I knew it. [to Carmen] What did you do to make your brother burn the garage down?

Max:
Ricky gave me a bottle rocket, and I shot it off, but I didn't know it would land on the garage. I'm really sorry, Dad.

George:
Sorry doesn't cut it. You can say goodbye to your allowance for the next year.

Max:
But Dad...

George:
No, I don't want to hear it. Max, you destroyed the garage. [realizes] Oh, man, my golf clubs! No, I put them in the car. No, I put them in the garage to clean them! No, I put them back. I don't remember!