George Lopez, Season 3

George:
(knocks on Carmen's door) Carmen, I wanna talk to you.

Carmen:
Go away, I already told Mom I don't want to talk about it.

George:
I talked to Jason.

Carmen:
(opens door) What did you say to him?

George:
Don't worry, I told him it was over and he couldn't see you again.

Carmen:
Why would you do that?

George:
I'm helping you! You know what he said to me? He said he couldn't be seen with you because you're not one of the popular girls.

Carmen:
That was our deal.

George:
...What?!

Carmen:
He was trying to protect me. Jason is super popular. If the popular girls found out we were dating, they'd be really mean to me. So when other people were around, we"d pretend not to know each other. He didn't want me to get hurt.

George:
Oh, well, thank God there's a logical explanation, I mean I thought you were being used. You're right, he is sweet.

Carmen:
You just don't understand.

George:
Carmen, this kid doesn't care about you, he's embarrassed to be seen with you! Where's your self respect?

Carmen:
I'm gonna call him.

George:
No.

Carmen:
Yes. (reaches for the phone)

George:
Carmen, NO. (snatches phone away) Listen. Your mother was a lot more popular than me but she took me everywhere. No matter how ashamed she was.

Carmen:
I'm gonna see Jason again.

George:
Where? He won't be seen with you in public, Carmen, and he's not coming here.

Carmen:
He'll find a way.

(puts on headphones)

George:
(under his breath) Man, sometimes you're dumber than the dog. (leaves room)

Carmen:
The song ended.

George:
(turns around) ...Love you.