George Lopez, Season 3

Noah:
Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Lopez, is Carmen ready?

Angie:
She just left.

George:
You know, Noah, I went to see A Walk in the Tuscan Meadow last night. Saw the whole thing.

Noah:
Didn't you love the ending when the cheesemaker comes home from war, but he can't make cheese anymore because he lost his arms? But then his son shows up and says, "Papa, I'll be your hands."

[he and Angie feel relieved]

George:
Yeah, that was really moving, but I meant the gay horseplay.

Noah:
What?

Angie:
Mr. Lopez saw you... Being very friendly with another boy.

George:
Okay, we talked to Carmen, and it's all out in the open, okay? So nobody has to sneak around anymore.

Noah:
Well, thank god, 'cause I thought you'd be mad at Carmen.

Angie:
Why would we be mad at her? She can't help who she falls for.

Noah:
Because she was sure you guys would freak if you knew she was seeing Zack.

Angie:
Zack?

George:
Zack Powers?

Noah:
Um, actually...

George:
Wait, wait, wait, wait! She was seeing Zack Powers behind our back, and you were her cover?

[after Noah said that Carmen is really dating Zack Powers and attempts to excuse himself]

Noah:
Look, I'm really sorry about this. I mean, you guys are so nice to me and your mother, I really enjoyed meeting your mother, she was--

George:
[interrupting] Enough of your lies! Out! I enjoyed meeting your mother, Ta Loca. I enjoyed meeting your mother.