George Lopez, Season 4

[Vic arrives in the backyard and George gets his attention]

George:
Hey, Vic.

Vic:
Ah.

George:
Hold up. [goes into the garage and gets a golf club] Hey, man, I know you're having trouble with your game. How would you like my lucky putter?

Vic:
I can't just take your lucky putter, George, come on.

George:
You're right, give me $1,000.

Vic:
$1,000? What's going on? Money problems again?

George:
Angie picked out this ring I can't afford, and she thinks I'm gonna get it for her.

Vic:
George, George. A ring means nothing. I gave my wife a three-carat stone. But that didn't stop her from cheating on me. She even threw the ring at me during counseling when I called her a mattress-hopping whore frog.