George Lopez, Season 4

George [to Jason] I want you to admit it. You're pushing my daughter to have sex.

Jason:
I haven't even brought it up.

George:
Don't lie to me.

Jason:
I'm not. I swear.

George:
Then why did she ask us for birth control pills?

Jason:
[in an excited tone] Really, she asked for birth control? No way! [George gives him a look] No way you should allow her to have those. No.

George:
So this wasn't your idea?

Jason:
Look, Mr. Lopez. I'm walking on eggshells with Carmen as it is, all right? I would never do anything to pressure her. I'm just glad she took me back.

George:
Damn! So it was her idea. All this time, I've been worried about boys pressuring her. I even told her all the tricks that guys would use to get her in bed. Oh, my God, I gave her a playbook! No matter what she says, nobody likes to just lie there naked and hug.