George Lopez, Season 4

George Lopez (2002–2007) was an American sitcom starring comedian George Lopez. The show is focused on the Lopez family, including his wife Angie Lopez played by Constance Marie, and their two kids. more »

George:
Drugs, Carmen?!

Carmen:
Dad, I can explain. I didn't do any drugs.

George:
Let me guess, you were at the party and the drugs just happened to show up.

Carmen:
Yes!

George:
Is that you talking or the monkey on your back? How many colors do you see, huh junkie?

Angie:
George, stop it. STOP IT. (pulls Carmen aside) Carmen, what really happened?

Carmen:
Well, some guys from another school came and crashed the party, and started smoking pot and then the cops came and nobody would admit the drugs were theirs so they brought us all in for questioning.

George:
Oh, honey, why didn't you just say so? Now I believe you.

(flashes a flashlight in her face)

George:
Hurts, doesn't it, junkie?!

Angie:
George!

George:
Angie, her pupils are huge!

Angie:
They're dark brown, that's the way they always look.

George:
Really? They're not green?

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