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George Lopez, Season 5

George Lopez (2002–2007) was an American sitcom starring comedian George Lopez. The show is focused on the Lopez family, including his wife Angie Lopez played by Constance Marie, and their two kids. more »

Angie:
(to Benny): Benny...Your house caught on fire.

Benny:
What?

George:
We thought you were dead, Mom, Your house burnt down!

Benny:
That's not funny!

George:
We're not kidding! The fireman said it started in the bedroom. Did you leave a cigarette burning?

Benny:
No! I'm not an idiot! I put the cigarette out on the ashtray and I dumped the ashtray in the trash can!

George:
The trash can by the drapes?

Benny:
...Dammit! (Turns to Angie) "Happy Mother's Day, Benny. Hope you enjoy these FLAMMABLE DRAPES!"

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