George Lopez, Season 5

George:
Where's my work?

Benny:
Don't you remember my rules?

George:
What rules?

Benny:
I only tell you once to clear the table. If you don't, you're asking me to throw out your stuff.

George:
You threw out my work?!

Benny:
Yep. Maybe next time, you'll remember my rules.

George:
Hey. This is my house. I make the rules.

Benny:
Oh sure you do.

George:
Mom stand still, we're talking about this.

Benny:
Talk all you want, I will pretend to listen.

George:
Mom don't ignore me.

Benny:
[looking through refrigerator] let's see. What goes good with chicken? I don't know.

[George takes handcuffs, places one link on handle bar, and the other on benny's right hand, cuffing her to the fridge]

Benny:
George, what the hell are you?! George!

George:
[yelling] You're gonna stand there and you're gonna listen to me! Stop treating me like a kid! Stop calling me names! I'm a grown man, and if I want to, I can leave my papers anywhere! And I pay the bills around here, so if I want to leave the lights on, I can! [starts turning on kitchen appliances] And the mixer, and the toaster, and the blender, and the food processor, and the microwave! And you know why?! I can afford it all, because I'm not a failure, I'm a big success!

[electricity in the house goes off and kitchen is dark. George finds flashlight and shines it in Benny's face]

George:
I'm a big, big success!

[Angie, Carmen, and Max walk into the dark house]

Angie:
George?

George:
(to Angie) I'm glad you're home. Do you know your father has a drug problem?