Girl Meets World, Season 1

Riley Matthews:
You got any money?

Maya Hart:
I never have any money.

Riley Matthews:
How do we make money immediately?

Maya Hart:
What we need is a Bat Mitzvah!

Riley Matthews:
Are there any special requirements?

Maya Hart:
Yeah, and I'm thinking it's gonna need to be you.

Topanga Matthews:
Get out! You guys have been sitting in that window all day. You know what's great about a window? There's a world outside. Go there.

Maya Hart:
(looks out the window) It looks fakey.

Topanga Matthews:
Get out of my house!

Riley Matthews:
Why don't I get a Bat Mitzvah?

Topanga Matthews:
What's your Hebrew name?

Riley Matthews:
Riley Matthews.

Topanga Matthews:
There you go. What do you want a Bat Mitzvah for?

Riley Matthews:
There comes a time in a young woman's life when she just wants to sit in a room and open envelopes.

Topanga Matthews:
Riley, do you even know what this holy rite of passage is about?

Riley Matthews:
Yes. This holy rite of passage is about 12 hours before you open the envelopes.

Topanga Matthews:
What do you need money for?

Riley Matthews:
Buy stuff.

Topanga Matthews:
Specifically

Riley Matthews:
Buy stuff for me-e-e-e.

Topanga Matthews:
Money needs to be worked for. It's pretty hard to come up with a scheme when all you've got is the clothes on your back, isn't it?

Maya Hart and Riley Matthews:
(Looks at each other and nods)