Glee, Season 2

Mercedes:
I don't see what's wrong with getting a little church in here.

Quinn:
I agree. I've had a really hard year, and I've turned to God a lot for help. I, for one, wouldn't mind saying thanks.

Santana:
Thanks for what? That it didn't come out a lizard-baby?

Brittany:
Whenever I pray, I fall asleep.

Finn:
You got a problem with Jesus?

Puck:
Oh, I got no problem with the guy. I'm a total Jew for Jesus. He's my number one Heb. What I don't like seeing is people using J-Money to cramp everyone else's style 'cause it seems to me that true spirituality or whatever you want to call it is about enjoying the life that you've been given. I mean, I see God every time I make out with a new chick.