Glee, Season 2

Kurt:
Thank you Mercedes. Your voice is stunning but I don't believe in God... You've all professed your beliefs, I'm just stating mine. I think God is kind of like Santa Claus for adults. Otherwise, God is kind of a jerk, isn’t he? I mean, he makes me gay and then he has his followers going around telling me it’s something that I chose. As if someone would choose to be mocked every single day of their life. And right now I don’t want a heavenly father, I want my real one back.

Mercedes:
Look, Kurt, how do you know for sure? I mean, you can't prove that there's no God.

Kurt:
You can't prove that there isn't a magic tea pot floating around on the dark side of the moon, with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lightning out of its boobs, but it seems pretty unlikely, doesn't it?

Brittany:
Is God an evil dwarf?

Quinn:
We shouldn’t be talking like this. It’s not right.

Kurt:
I’m sorry Quinn. But all you can believe whatever you want to, but I can’t believe something I don’t. I appreciate your thought, but I don’t want　your prayers.