Glee, Season 2

Kurt:
It's the fear that's the worst. I never know when it's coming. I can't concentrate. I don't feel like I'm part of the school. I feel like I'm in a horror movie where this creature follows me around terrifying me and there's nothing I can do about it? You don't know what's going on in this kid's head. You don't know what he's capable of.

Will:
What does that mean?

Kurt:
Nothing. Maybe I'm overreacting.

Sue:
Lady, if this kid lays a finger on you, I will expel him faster than a Thai take-out place can read back your order. Okay? But until that happens, I'm genuinely sorry to say this, there's nothing legally I or the school board can do.

Will:
Come on Kurt. We're gonna be late for rehearsal.

Kurt:
[Gets his bag and begins to leave but stops and turns to Sue] You know when you call me lady, that's bullying. And it's really hurtful.

Sue:
I'm sorry, I thought that was your name. As an apology I'll allow you to choose from the following nicknames: Gelfling, Porcelain, or Tickle Me Doughface.

Kurt:
I guess I'll go with Porcelain.

Sue:
Damn, totally wanted Tickle Me Doughface.