Glee, Season 2

Glee is an American musical comedy-drama television series airing on Fox. It was created by Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, and Ian Brennan. The pilot episode of the show was broadcast on May 19, 2009, and the rest of the season began on September 9, 200… more »

Brittany:
Go Mercedes, go Mercedes, go! (smiles)

Mercedes:
(sitting on Santa's lap) I've been a very good girl, Santa. I want a pony and a dolly that laughs and cries and...one of us smells like McDonald's.

Lauren:
(sitting on Santa's lap) I want Puckerman to love me. He's a fox. And I want sweet potato fries.

Santana:
(sitting on Santa's lap) I want bling. I can't be more specific than that. Okay hold up. Don't tell that's a roll of Certs in your pocket. (gets off)

Artie:
(nodding)

Quinn:
(sitting on Santa's lap) Do you have anything for stretch marks?

Sam:
(sitting on Santa's lap) Chapstick. Lots of Chapstick.

Mike:
(sitting on Santa's lap) I want Channing Tatum to stop being in stuff.

Tina:
(sitting on Santa's lap) When does Asian Santa arrive?

Elf Lady:
Next.

Brittany:
(to Elf Lady) Just know, you have rights.

Santa:
Ho, ho, ho.

Brittany:
(sits on Santa's lap)

Santa:
What's your name?

Brittany:
Brittany. You've gotten really tan.

Santa:
That's because in the North Pole there is a hole in the ozone.

Brittany:
(laughs) You're amazing. I know you're really busy so I only want one thing for Christmas. (points to Artie) Do you see my boyfriend over there?

Artie:
(waves)

Brittany:
For Christmas, I want him to be able to walk. You can do that, can't you Santa?

Artie:
(frowns)

Santa:
(turns to Artie)

Artie:
(shakes his head no)

Santa:
Um...sure. I'm on it.

Brittany:
Thank you Santa.

Artie:
Now we're screwed.

Brittany:
(hugs Santa)

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