Glee, Season 2
Brittany:
Go Mercedes, go Mercedes, go! (smiles)
Mercedes:
(sitting on Santa's lap) I've been a very good girl, Santa. I want a pony and a dolly that laughs and cries and...one of us smells like McDonald's.
Lauren:
(sitting on Santa's lap) I want Puckerman to love me. He's a fox. And I want sweet potato fries.
Santana:
(sitting on Santa's lap) I want bling. I can't be more specific than that. Okay hold up. Don't tell that's a roll of Certs in your pocket. (gets off)
Artie:
(nodding)
Quinn:
(sitting on Santa's lap) Do you have anything for stretch marks?
Sam:
(sitting on Santa's lap) Chapstick. Lots of Chapstick.
Mike:
(sitting on Santa's lap) I want Channing Tatum to stop being in stuff.
Tina:
(sitting on Santa's lap) When does Asian Santa arrive?
Elf Lady:
Next.
Brittany:
(to Elf Lady) Just know, you have rights.
Santa:
Ho, ho, ho.
Brittany:
(sits on Santa's lap)
Santa:
What's your name?
Brittany:
Brittany. You've gotten really tan.
Santa:
That's because in the North Pole there is a hole in the ozone.
Brittany:
(laughs) You're amazing. I know you're really busy so I only want one thing for Christmas. (points to Artie) Do you see my boyfriend over there?
Artie:
(waves)
Brittany:
For Christmas, I want him to be able to walk. You can do that, can't you Santa?
Artie:
(frowns)
Santa:
(turns to Artie)
Artie:
(shakes his head no)
Santa:
Um...sure. I'm on it.
Brittany:
Thank you Santa.
Artie:
Now we're screwed.
Brittany:
(hugs Santa)
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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