Glee, Season 2

Santana:
[talking on her cellphone] It sounds awful. Is anyone even going?

Brittany:
[walks next to Santana and holds out her cellphone] Let me find out. [dials Artie] Did you hear?

Artie:
[on his cellphone] Yes. Mercedes just told me.

Mercedes:
[pushing Artie's wheelchair] Tell them I'll go if they go.

Artie:
Tell them yourselves. I ain't no Pony Express.

Mercedes:
[rolls her eyes and turns on her headset] You're going, right?

Santana:
Only if there's liquor. Because a Rachel Berry house party is not something I can do sober.

Brittany:
But it's Alcohol Awareness week.

Santana:
Precisely and I'm aware of how much fun alcohol is. Let's ask Puckerman. [dials Puck]

Puck:
[on his cellphone] Go for Puck.

Santana:
Noah, it's Santittany and Artcedes. Can your friends score us some wine coolers?

Puck:
No, but his I.D. can.

[Everyone meets up at the same time.]

Mercedes:
Well if we're all in then it's settled. The Rachel Berry House Party Trainwreck Extravaganza is officially a go.