Glee, Season 2

Rachel:
[burps] It tastes like pink. It tastes like pink! PINK!

Kurt:
[dancing and talking to Finn] Are you not drinking?

Finn:
No. Designated driver. What about you?

Kurt:
I'm still trying to impress Blaine. Can't get too sloppy. [looks at Blaine]

Blaine:
[dancing crazily]

Kurt:
Clearly he doesn't have the same concern.

Blaine:
Hey, it is so cool that you and Kurt are brothers...Like brothers. Wow. You're so tall.

Kurt:
Are you having fun, Blaine?

Blaine:
Yeah. This is the best party ever!

Rachel:
Finny, dance with me. [dances with Finn] We had it going on, right? I wasn't making it up or anything? I'd do anything for you. Anything.

Finn:
[lets go of Rachel] Okay Rachel, since this is your first time at this, I'm going to break it down for you. [sits down with Rachel]

Rachel:
Okay.

Finn:
Guys and girls fall into certain archetypes when they get drunk. Exhibit A: Santana, the weepy, hysterical drunk.

Santana:
[crying] You like her more than me! She's blond and awesome and so smart. Admit it! Just admit it!

Sam:
[confused]

Santana:
No kiss me! [kisses Sam]

Finn:
Lauren Zizes and Quinn, the anger girl drunks.

Quinn:
I can't believe what you did to my body! I used to have abs!

Puck:
Back off!

Lauren:
Who told you that hairstyle was cool? Geronimo?

Puck:
Chill out!

Finn:
Brittany, the girl who also turns into a stripper drunk.

Brittany:
[dancing]

Artie:
[throwing money into the air] Makin' it rain! [laughing] That's my girlfriend. I love you babe.

Finn:
Mercedes and Tina, happy girl drunks.

Mercedes and Tina:
[laughing hysterically]

Finn:
And then we come around full circle right back to you, Rachel. And right now you're being the needy girl drunk. Hanging all over me, being overly lovey. It's not cool.

Rachel:
[frowns and pats Finn's back] What-What kind of girl is this? [stands up] Let's play spin the bottle!

[Everyone cheers.]

Rachel:
Who wants to play spin the bottle?! [to Finn] Spin the bottle.