Glee, Season 2

Tina:
[wearing sunglasses and looks exhausted] I need to close my locker and it's going to sound like a gunshot. [closes her locker gently]

Mercedes:
[starts walking with Tina, also wearing sunglasses and looks exhausted] I've had the worst hangover since Saturday and it's Monday.

Santana:
[joins them, also wearing sunglasses and looks exhausted] I've been dry heaving all weekend. When my mother asked what the sound was I told her I was practicing bird calls.

Mike:
[joins them, also wearing sunglasses and looks exhausted] You guys, I can't stop barfing.

Tina:
Please don't say barf.

Santana:
I caught a whiff of hairspray and went full Linda Blair in the girl's bathroom.

Mike:
I told my mom I had the flu and she made me a traditional tea made out of panda hair.

Tina:
Can we talk about anything else?

[Tina, Mercedes, Santana and Mike meet up with Sam, Brittany, Artie and Quinn who are all wearing sunglasses and look tired.]

Artie:
I brought some Bloody Marys, y'all.

Mercedes:
Are you kidding? The last thing I want to do is drink.

Artie:
It will help with your hangover. That's what Bloody Marys are for. Hair of the dog that done bit your ass.