Glee, Season 2

Brittany:
[looking at the audience] You guys, I'm really nervous. Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks and I really wanna do her music justice.

Sam:
We haven't had enough rehearsal.

Mercedes:
Or any at all.

Finn:
And most of our assembly performances usually end in some kind of riot.

Rachel:
Never fear, teammates. [hands plastic cups to everyone] Now it’s a Broadway tradition for nervous performers to take a shot of whiskey before going on to calm their nerves and to mask the stench of bad dental hygiene. [pours her drink in each cup] In that tradition, I have mixed us a playful showbiz cocktail of what was left in my dad’s liquor cabinet. There’s some Brandy and Vermouth, Portwine, and Scotch in here and also some Kool-aid and some crumbled up Oreos.

Santana:
Oh my God, this tastes like cough syrup.

Rachel:
There’s also cough syrup in here.

[Everyone clanks their cups together.]

Everyone:
Cheers.

Rachel:
To Ke$ha!

Figgins:
And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Key-dollar-sign-ha, New Directions.