Glee, Season 2

[In the chorus room]

Will:
All right, folks. Regionals is in a week. It's time to get deep into our set list. Artie? You okay?

Artie:
[still in shock] My life is over. How am I suppose to support a baby? [turns to Brittany] How could you not tell me about this?

Will:
Wait, Brittany, are you pregnant?

Brittany:
Definitely. I'm so sorry, Artie. I didn't want to upset you. I thought I could surprise you when I dropped him off. I'm pretty sure it's a boy.

Puck:
Um, babies don't get dropped off.

Will:
Wait, Brittany, have you been to a doctor yet? That's the only way to be sure.

Brittany:
I don't need to go to a doctor. I just need to look outside my window. Three days ago, a stork built its nest on top of my garage. I'm not stupid. It's obviously getting ready to bring me my baby. I know where babies come from.

Santana:
[looks at Brittany in shock]

Sam:
[smiles and shakes his head]