Glee, Season 2

Will:
Ms. Holiday!

[The glee club cheers loudly as she enters the room.]

Holly:
Hola, clase.

Mercedes:
Oh no, it's the salad lady.

Holly:
Okay. So sex...it's just like hugging, only wetter.

Artie:
Yeah it is.

Holly:
Okay, so let's start with the basics. [to Finn] Finn, is it true that you thought you got your girlfriend pregnant via hot tub?

Finn:
I have always been dubious.

Will:
[strikes the piano keys]

Holly:
[to Brittany] And Brittany, you think that storks bring babies?

Brittany:
I get my information from Woody Woodpecker cartoons.

Will:
[strikes the piano again]