Glee, Season 2

Rachel:
I made it.

[The New Directions are eating on the Red Stairs.]

Kurt:
A year and a half ago, the New Directions were nothing but a group of six misfits stumbling their way through a horrific rendition of "Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat". Now, here we are at the top of the show choir heap. Nationals!

Tina:
I wanna hit up Central Park, get my frolic on!

Puck:
I wanna throw stuff off the Brooklyn Bridge.

Finn:
Guys hold on, I mean, we still have two songs to write.

Kurt:
Okay, Mr Bossypants. But I think we have some time for a tune before we leave. [begins to sing] Start spreading the news. [everyone begins to join in] I'm leaving today. I wanna be a part of it. New York, New York!

Rachel:
Guys, I have news. To celebrate our impending win at Nationals, I got us all thirteen tickets to Broadway's longest running show ever; Cats!

[Everyone begins to cheer.]

Quinn:
You might want to check the dates on those, Rachel, 'cause Cats closed about eleven years ago.

Rachel:
He did seem crazy. He charged my credit card through his butt crack.